Larry
on Buffy
Larry's
Story (with screen captures and quotes)
Larry
Quotes
Larry
in the Watcher's Guide - COMING SOON
Larry
in the Sunnydale High Yearbook
Larry
Fanfific
Poll
- Favourite Larry Episode
Quiz
- Test your Larry Knowledge - COMING SOON
Buffy
Links - Links to Buffy sites - COMING SOON
|
PHASES
Larry:
Man, Oz, I would love to get some of that Buffy 'n Willow action, if you
know what I mean. (laughs)
Oz: That's
great, Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre.
Larry:
Oh, thank you, ThighMaster!
Larry:
So, Oz, man, what's up with that? Dating a junior? Uh, let me guess. That
little innocent schoolgirl thing is just, uh, just an act, right?
Oz:
Yeah. Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun.
Larry:
I mean, she's gotta be putting out, or what's the point? What are you gonna
do, talk? (laughs) Come on, fess up. How far have you gotten?
Larry:
Oh, last week, some huge dog jumped out of the bushes and bit me.
Thirty-nine stitches. They oughta' shoot these strays.
Oz: I've
been there, man. My cousin Jordy just got his grownup tooth in. Does not
like to be tickled.
Larry: Theresa!
Be still my shorts. We're in the same group. (chuckles) I may have
to attack you.
Theresa: No,
actually, I think, uh, in our group there are a few of us.
Buffy: And
I'm one of the few.
Larry:
Oh, Summers, you are turning me on!
Larry:
Harris! Sheesh. Next time, wear a bell.
Xander: Why
so jumpy, Larry?
Larry:
Geeks make me nervous.
Xander: Is
that really it? Or is there something you're hiding?
Larry:
I could hide my fist in your face.
Xander:
I know your secret, big guy. I know what you've been doing at night.
Larry:
You know, Harris, that nosey little nose of yours is going to get you into
trouble someday...like today.
Xander:
Hurting me isn't gonna make this go away. People are still gonna
find out.
Larry: Alright.
What do you want? Hush money? Is that what
you're after?
Xander:
I don't want anything! I just wanna help!
Larry:
What, you think you have a cure?
Xander:
No, it's just... I know what you're going through because I've been there.
That's why I know you should talk about it.
Larry:
Yeah, that's easy for *you* to say. I mean, you're nobody. I've,got a reputation
here.
Xander:
Larry, please, before someone else gets hurt.
Larry: Look,
if this gets out, it's over for me. I mean, forget about playing
football. They'll run me outta this town. I mean, come on!
How are people going to look at me after they find out I'm gay.
*Xander is surprised.*
Larry:
Oh, wow. I said it. And it felt... okay. I'm gay. I am gay.
Xander:
I heard you the first time.
Larry:
I can't believe it. It was almost easy. I never felt I could
tell anyone. (gestures
to Xander) And then you, you of all people, you bring it outta me.
Xander:
It probably would have slipped out even if I wasn't here.
Larry: No,
no, because knowing you went through the same thing, made it easier for
me to admit it.
Xander:
The same thing...
Larry: It's
ironic. I mean, all those times I beat the crap out of you, it musta been
because I recognized something in you that I didn't want to believe about
myself.
Xander: Larry,
no, I am not...
Larry:
Of course, of course not. Don't worry. I wouldn't do that to you.
Your secret's safe with me.
*He gives Xander
a thumbs-up and smiles.*
Larry: Wow.
Larry:
Hey, Xander! Look, about what you did, I -- I owe you.
Buffy: What'd
you do?
Xander: It's
really nothing we should be talking about...ever!
|